The Geography of a man

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 15 and 70 a man is like Sudan - ruled by a dick.

The Geography of a woman

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa , half
discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America , well
developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35 she is like India , very hot,
relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France . Gently aging
but still a warm and a very desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia , lost the
war, haunted by past mistakes. Reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia , very wide and
borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia , with a
glorious and all-conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70, they become Afghanistan . Most everyone
knows where it is, but noone wants to go there.

The way to hapiness

There is an ancient path
discovered by the Buddhas

To see clearly...
To wish others well...
To speak with wisdom...
To act with integrity...
To work honestly...
To put energy into goodness...
To be mindful always...
and to center the heart in stillness.
This is the way to the end
of all grief, all sorrow, and all fear.
This is the way to happiness.